Nuns and Priests Jokes

A minister sold a mule to a priest and told him that the animal was trained to obey only two commands: "Praise the Lord" to go and "Amen" to stop. The priest climbed on board the mule, said "Praise the Lord" and the mule set off. The mule began to go faster and faster and the priest began to get worried. He wanted the animal to stop but he couldn't remember the key word. He kept saying "whoa" but it had no effect.

Finally he remembered and said "Amen". The mule stopped immediately. The priest looked down and saw that the mule had come to halt right on the edge of a huge cliff with a 500-foot drop. Wiping his eyebrow in relief, the priest sighed: "Praise the Lord."

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse raising, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the race. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the race.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the Local paper cried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read:NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she should have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.