Insects Jokes

Two caterpillars were sunning themselves in the garden when they spotted a butterfly overhead. It fluttered, swooped, rose again and floated on the air currents.
One caterpillar turned to the other and said: "There is no way you'll ever get me up in one of those contraptions."

Two cockroaches were crawling around in a drain. One said to the other: "Did you hear about the new restaurant that's opened over the street? It's got a brand new, stainless steel refrigerator, the kitchen floor is sparkling clean and all the shelves are spotless."
The other cockroach grimaced and said: "Do you mind? Not while I'm eating!"

What did the worm say to the caterpillar? - Who did you have to sleep with to get that fur coat?