Condom Jokes

A pretty girl was driving down a country road in Arkansas one night when her car broke down. Unable tofix the problem, she walked to nearby farmhouse for help. The farmer said he would look at her car in the morning and in the meantime agreed to let her stay the night, but on one condition: "I don't want you messing with my sons Jethro and Luke."

The girl promised, but in the middle of the night the temptation of sleeping in the next room to two strapping lads proved too great to resist. So she crept into their room and said: "Boys, how would you like me to show you the ways of the world?"
"Huh?" they chorused.
She explained to them exactly what she wanted to do adding: "I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She put the condoms on the boys and for the next four hours the three of them enjoyed sex.

Thirty-five years later, Jethro and Luke were sitting on their front porch, watching the world go by. Jethro turned to his brother and siad: "Luke, you remember that pretty gal who came by here 35 years or so ago, the one who showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah, I remember," said Luke.
"Well," continued Jethro, "do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"No," said Luke.
"Me neither. Let's take these things off."

Nike condoms - Just do it.
KFC condoms - Finger-lickin' good.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Toyota condoms - Oh what a feeling.
Ford condoms - The best never rest.
Bounty condoms - The quicker picker-upper.
Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going.
Star Strek condoms - To boldly go where no man has gone before.